The most useless poster ever

by Matthew Stibbe on April 6, 2009

I saw this at the end of my street. It’s completely pointless.

It should read:

Psychic Festival

You know where it is.
You know when it is.

And we know you’re coming.

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kate April 6, 2009 at 8:15 am: We know what we’ll talk about, who we’ll meet and what will happen.

There is no need to have a festival, afterall. Thanks for having fun already.

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clarke ching April 6, 2009 at 8:45 am: Brilliant! Thanks for that. I shoulda seen it coming.

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CD April 6, 2009 at 3:03 pm: Great stuff! BUT

We’re assuming the attendees are psychic. It could be only the vendors are psychic—and therefore attendees need to be informed of details just like the rest of us regular schmoes.

A point reinforced w/ the notice of 3 quid for a reading. A psychic would not need a reading; this notice, then, is for the benefit of you ‘n’ me.

No?

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TC/Copywriter Underground April 6, 2009 at 3:38 pm: Aren’t we overlooking the potentially sizable Forgetful Psychic market – the people who knew about the event, but forgot?

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CD April 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm: Whoops. I mean ‘extra’ for a reading, not £3…

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dysfunctor April 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm: Googling for “psychic unforeseen circumstances” is briefly amusing.

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Elaine Swift April 7, 2009 at 8:18 am: Love it!

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Nick April 8, 2009 at 12:36 pm: I haven’t even glanced at the comments. I already know what is written. I’ll be seeing two of you at the Festival!

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