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• Police begin a campaign to run down jaywalkers
• Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over
• Miners refuse to work after death
• Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
• War dims hope for peace
• If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last a while
• Cold wave linked to temperatures
• Enfield couple slain; police suspect homicide
• Red tape holds up new bridges
• Man struck by lightning; faces battery charges
• New study of obesity looks for larger test group
• Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft
• Kids make nutritious snacks
• Local high school dropouts cut in half
• Hospitals are sued by seven foot doctors
• Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead

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