Comments on: How to prevent alien domination of the Earth http://www.badlanguage.net/how-to-prevent-alien-domination-of-the-earth How to communicate Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:05:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Mary Schmidt http://www.badlanguage.net/how-to-prevent-alien-domination-of-the-earth#comment-14202 Mary Schmidt Tue, 21 Nov 2006 15:56:53 +0000 http://www.badlanguage.net/?p=313#comment-14202 And, 11. Keep a glass of water handy at all times. (One would think if the stuff is lethal to aliens, they'd - gee, I dunno - notice from space how much of it is in on Earth.) 12. Don't ride on the "smoking" bus. 13. If you find what you think is a uplifting book with a reassuring title in the alien's ship - make sure you have the right translator. And,

11. Keep a glass of water handy at all times. (One would think if the stuff is lethal to aliens, they’d - gee, I dunno - notice from space how much of it is in on Earth.)

12. Don’t ride on the “smoking” bus.

13. If you find what you think is a uplifting book with a reassuring title in the alien’s ship - make sure you have the right translator.

]]> By: ann michael http://www.badlanguage.net/how-to-prevent-alien-domination-of-the-earth#comment-13451 ann michael Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:05:31 +0000 http://www.badlanguage.net/?p=313#comment-13451 Or - if you can dominate them: http://www.proft.org/tips/evil.html Or - if you can dominate them:

http://www.proft.org/tips/evil.html

]]> By: iScatterlings » Blog Archive » iScatterling W2/1106 Blogroll Round-Up http://www.badlanguage.net/how-to-prevent-alien-domination-of-the-earth#comment-11754 iScatterlings » Blog Archive » iScatterling W2/1106 Blogroll Round-Up Mon, 13 Nov 2006 15:26:26 +0000 http://www.badlanguage.net/?p=313#comment-11754 [...] 16. Bad Language - Matthew advises us How to prevent alien domination of the Earth! I suggest Misty reads this. And then we can all test her on it! [...] [...] 16. Bad Language - Matthew advises us How to prevent alien domination of the Earth! I suggest Misty reads this. And then we can all test her on it! [...]

]]> By: Brad Shorr http://www.badlanguage.net/how-to-prevent-alien-domination-of-the-earth#comment-11743 Brad Shorr Mon, 13 Nov 2006 13:38:46 +0000 http://www.badlanguage.net/?p=313#comment-11743 Thank you for these excellent--and practical--tips. I'm not too worried about an alien invasion, though. Our President Bush will save us: aliens with no knowledge of our language, culture, and history are in a much better position to understand him. Thank you for these excellent–and practical–tips. I’m not too worried about an alien invasion, though. Our President Bush will save us: aliens with no knowledge of our language, culture, and history are in a much better position to understand him.

]]> By: MGB http://www.badlanguage.net/how-to-prevent-alien-domination-of-the-earth#comment-11722 MGB Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:34:18 +0000 http://www.badlanguage.net/?p=313#comment-11722 If you need to make a model of the site of first contact you could always use mashed potato. But you should make sure to use real potato's as that Smash stuff is a martian mind control drug. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/572903.stm If you need to make a model of the site of first contact you could always use mashed potato. But you should make sure to use real potato’s as that Smash stuff is a martian mind control drug.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/572903.stm

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