Miscellaneous

How to keep stupid people off the internet

by Matthew Stibbe on October 14, 2011

I sometimes wonder if computer viruses and internet fraud are just the trolls non-techies have to pay in order to go online. Some friends of mine and I used to joke that there should be some kind of geek test before people are given an ISP account for their computer. But Jenny from the Geek [...]

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The Steve Jobs epitaph

by Matthew Stibbe on October 6, 2011

They say that the shorter a man’s epitaph, the more important he was. And since Steve Jobs was the master of elegant minimalism, Apple’s home page today couldn’t be more fitting. As a writer, I can’t help but admire its economy. At Articulate, I work for HP and Microsoft but I’m a bit of a [...]

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Move aside Moleskine, here’s Flex

by Matthew Stibbe on July 26, 2011

Moleskine has long been the geek notebook of choice. Yes, the paper quality is good. Yes, they do a Pac-Man version (I bought one and gave the stickers away to a friend. I need to buy another one now!). Yes, famous people used them. But they’re not very …. geeky. Now, Filofax has developed the [...]

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Great advice on HP Business Answers

by Matthew Stibbe on July 21, 2011

Over the last year, my company Articulate Marketing, has been working with HP to create lots of advice, information and tips for owner-managers of growing businesses. If you like the stuff here on Bad Language, I think you’ll enjoy my other work. Join the HP Business Answers community on: The Business Answers blog (Daily posts [...]

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I’m looking for a personal assistant

by Matthew Stibbe on July 3, 2011

I run a specialist, successful marketing agency (www.articulatemarketing.com) and I am just starting a new online business (www.turbinehq.com). I work from home in Chiswick and I’m crazy busy. I am looking for a permanent, part-time, ‘virtual’ PA to take care of day-to-day administrative tasks efficiently and reliably. By virtual, I mean that you can mostly [...]

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Everything’s amazing and nobody’s happy video

by Matthew Stibbe on June 23, 2011

I think this this guy has completely figured it out. What an amazing world we live in – flight, computers, internet etc. – and yet everyone’s pissed off all the time. “You’re sitting in a chair … in the sky” and “Give it a second! It’s going into space!” I couldn’t agree more. As they [...]

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How to build your own cloud application

by Matthew Stibbe on May 17, 2011

I have just launched Turbine, the easy way to take care of business admin including HR records, staff time-off, purchase requests and, soon, expenses and timesheets. (Check it out – feedback welcome!) It has been in development for a year. Here are some lessons that I have learned along the way: Turbine screen shot showing [...]

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Does anyone Digg anymore?

by Matthew Stibbe on March 2, 2011

Digg used to be the next big thing. I had a Digg button on every post and so did most other bloggers. Now, not so much. I got three or four huge spikes in traffic from it but most of my posts registered three or four Diggs at best. It felt like a clique had [...]

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United States of *$%@: mapping bad language in the USA

by Matthew Stibbe on February 2, 2011

Despite this blog’s name, I very rarely talk about profanity and swearing. However, this blog post caught my eye. Daniel Huffman has produced a heatmap of swearwords in geotagged tweets to show where people swear the most in the US. Fascinating. I’d love to see something similar for the UK. My bet is that we [...]

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Ik dacht dat dit foto heel grappig was. Ik lachte.

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